| 001 | The Curtain Opens! | January 14 2006 |
| 002 | His first name isn't Jonathan either. | January 14 2006 |
| 003 | They were the Carpathian equivalent of the Daddo family. | January 18 2006 |
| 004 | Hutter gets bugs on his hand. | January 21 2006 |
| 005 | Nice recovery. | January 25 2006 |
| 006 | Hutter's neck hurts. | January 29 2006 |
| 007 | What he doesn't mention is that they're oversized novelty socks. | February 01 2006 |
| 008 | She's exaggerating, but not by much. | February 05 2006 |
| 009 | Hutter's neck hurts, part 2. | February 09 2006 |
| 010 | Captain Harding deliberately misreads the entire situation. | February 12 2006 |
| 011 | He's been banned from the Bremen Comedy Club too. | February 15 2006 |
| 012 | Practice Safe Werewolfing. | February 20 2006 |
| 013 | She'd fled to Transylvania to escape the wrath of three you-know-whats. | March 01 2006 |
| 014 | Right (for?) the first time. | March 08 2006 |
| 015 | Well really, it would make a mess. | March 09 2006 |
| 016 | He's feeling much better now, thanks for asking. | March 11 2006 |
| 017 | Carpathian animals have very poor manners. | March 15 2006 |
| 018 | Imagine a skeleton wearing that hat. | March 11 2006 |
| 019 | It's the spirit of a coach that can't rest because it has unfinished business. | March 23 2006 |
| 020 | Not alone for long. | March 25 2006 |
| 021 | Nice recovery, part 2. | March 29 2006 |
| 022 | And when he rode the elevator, he fainted from excitement. | April 01 2006 |
| 023 | The noise in the background is either wolves howling, or a frog. | April 05 2006 |
| 024 | Clumsy bastard! | April 06 2006 |
| 025 | Why does everybody always want to hold Hutter's hand? | April 17 2006 |
| 026 | "None so blind as those who are terribly dense", isn't that the saying? | April 18 2006 |
| 027 | Hutter needs to join a support group. | April 19 2006 |
| 028 | Hutter wakes up early but his brain sleeps late. | April 23 2006 |
| 029 | Hutter's Dad: "Son, all unexplained events can be traced back to naughty frogs." | April 26 2006 |
| 030 | "Right...?" | April 29 2006 |
| 031 | Mailman's Dad: "Son, all unexplained events..." etc. | May 05 2006 |
| 032 | Diabolical magic: cut ten years off your mortgage. | May 08 2006 |
| 033 | Or maybe she just completed a gymnastics routine. | May 10 2006 |
| 034 | He only reads it because he wants to get ideas for his theme park. | May 19 2006 |
| 035 | Accept it, Hutter: it's fraggin' true. | May 20 2006 |
| 036 | Crap jokes are a little-known side effect of multiple personality disorder. | May 24 2006 |
| 037 |
Even though he does get a dicsount as a VIP customer |
May 27 2006 |
| 038 |
Also maybe a telepathic connection to some sort of monstrous fiend? |
May 31 2006 |
| 039 |
His non-man-sized bury-boxes are in a different room. |
June 03 2006 |
| 040 |
Vampire-smuggling is bad for biodiversity or something. |
June 07 2006 |
| 041 |
Actually he tends to achieve curiously little every day. |
June 12 2006 |
| 042 |
Spooky vampire telekinesis is more use than Hutter anyway. |
June 21 2006 |
| 043 |
You have to admit, "Orloktopus" is a great word. |
June 28 2006 |
| 044 |
Space frogs, I guess. |
July 02 2006 |
| 045 |
It's quite alarming that Dr Sickefichsen does not have the worst hair in the film. |
July 05 2006 |
| 046 |
Landscapers too. Especially the ones who publish magazines. |
July 12 2006 |
| 047 |
NOTE: IN ACTUALITY THEY ARE ALL FROM EARTH. |
July 20 2006 |
| 048 |
Lazy! |
July 28 2006 |
| 049 |
And then Bryan Singer was taken away in a straightjacket, I sure hope. |
August 03 2006 |
| 050 |
That's little consolation. |
August 09 2006 |
| 051 |
Or "Beetle-eatle-bing-bong". |
August 16 2006 |
| 052 |
Exponentially! |
August 24 2006 |
| 053 |
If he does say so himself. |
August 30 2006 |
| 054 |
See strip 006. |
September 08 2006 |
| 055 |
Well, maybe not "gasp" exactly. |
September 13 2006 |
| 056 |
It's the thought that counts, after all. |
September 27 2006 |
| 057 |
They don't have a vaccine for that yet. |
October 14 2006 |
| 058 |
At least he admits his mistake. |
December 01 2006 |
| 059 |
Maybe "Peace" is another word for Heaven, and sometimes it's busy there? |
December 05 2006 |
| 060 |
Idea #1: Axe-shaped pants. |
December 13 2006 |
| 061 |
Uh... frag? |
December 21 2006 |
| 062 |
But then maybe the captain just has low self esteem. |
January 14 2007 |
| 063 |
You were kind of getting on my nerves anyway. |
January 18 2007 |
| 064 |
Captain vs Captain! |
January 27 2007 |
| 065 |
Asparagus Pitt #1 |
February 10 2007 |
| 066 |
Asparagus Pitt #2: The Smoochening |
February 14 2007 |
| 067 |
Three hour tour: complete. |
March 14 2007 |
| 068 |
Well, that depends how you feel about digestion. |
April 15 2007 |
| 069 |
The bigger the doorways, the smaller the brains. |
April 25 2007 |
| 070 |
Uh, guys: those two possibilities are not mutually exclusive. |
August 29 2007 |
| 071 |
No, really. You try it. |
September 20 2007 |
| 072 |
Dude, I don't want to miss out on my Plague bonus. |
January 07 2008 |
| 073 |
That kid is totally going to fall to her doom. Some parents! |
January 15 2008 |
